ZOMBIE SODA

WELCOME

MOIN MOIN !!!



beware of zombies



WELCOME TO MY SUPER CRINGE AND CHILL CORNER OF DA NET !!!!!!!

THIS IS MY VEERRYYY FIRST "OFFICIAL" WEBSITE, SO DO NOT JUDGE MY SLOPPY HTML, KAY ??

OR U WILL TOTALLY GET SMITED !!

okay for real, here's the sit, listen up.

this site contains PROFANITY, EYESTRAIN, and CRINGE RAMBLINGS FROM A ZOMBIE-FIED BOYTHING (that's me !)

if u can't handle the ME, then FUCK OFF OUTTA HERE !!!!!!

also this site is not optimised for mobile, if you don't have a pc, sucks to suck, loser.

site is optimized for 1920x1080 chrome

OPEN THE CAN?

YEAHHHHHHHh

...no thanks i wnna go home